Aug222007
Bible Death Match
Bible characters fight to the death Mortal Combat style, with a few less punches and kicks. In the words of Eric Broze:
Have you ever wanted to kick Noah’s ass, pimp slap Mary or beat Jesus to a bloody pulp? Here’s your chance. Biblical icons battle it out in the world’s greatest immortal combat. That’s Rad!
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I wish MTV would do a biblical celebrity death match.
That was awesome! Hilariously fun. Jesus kicked Satans ass….I picked Satan! Damn it!!!
I would like to see the apostles fight each other in a cage match.
“Jesus loves me the most!”
“No, Jesus loves ME the most!”
“Fuck you Mark! I always knew you were a homo anyway!”
“No, fuck you Luke, you bitch!”
Mark and Luke start slapping and kicking each other.
This is so wrong on SO many levels:
Pick Jesus, and you win every time. He’s God, after all.
Loser goes to Heaven. Winner goes to Heaven. A death match with the ultimate reward for both? Tsk.
That was so cool. I played Noah fighting the not-really-a Virgin Mary in Hell. She kicked my ass. She is one mean momma.
hrm, when I played Satan against the computer Jesus in the Garden of Eden, I won.
I picked Noah. The guy has no reach at all so I just got slapped around. Stupid Noah.