Comments on: Bible Death Match http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/ We're all chosen people Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:39:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: King Aardvark http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2488 King Aardvark Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:38:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2488 I picked Noah. The guy has no reach at all so I just got slapped around. Stupid Noah. I picked Noah. The guy has no reach at all so I just got slapped around. Stupid Noah.

]]> By: libhom http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2487 libhom Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:40:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2487 hrm, when I played Satan against the computer Jesus in the Garden of Eden, I won. hrm, when I played Satan against the computer Jesus in the Garden of Eden, I won.

]]> By: libhom http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2486 libhom Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:33:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2486 That was so cool. I played Noah fighting the not-really-a Virgin Mary in Hell. She kicked my ass. She is one mean momma. That was so cool. I played Noah fighting the not-really-a Virgin Mary in Hell. She kicked my ass. She is one mean momma.

]]> By: Guitanguran http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2485 Guitanguran Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:44:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2485 This is so wrong on SO many levels:<br/><br/>Pick Jesus, and you win every time. He's God, after all. <br/><br/>Loser goes to Heaven. Winner goes to Heaven. A death match with the ultimate reward for both? Tsk. This is so wrong on SO many levels:

Pick Jesus, and you win every time. He’s God, after all.

Loser goes to Heaven. Winner goes to Heaven. A death match with the ultimate reward for both? Tsk.

]]> By: Tommy http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2484 Tommy Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:39:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2484 I would like to see the apostles fight each other in a cage match.<br/><br/>"Jesus loves me the most!"<br/><br/>"No, Jesus loves ME the most!"<br/><br/>"Fuck you Mark! I always knew you were a homo anyway!"<br/><br/>"No, fuck you Luke, you bitch!"<br/><br/>Mark and Luke start slapping and kicking each other. I would like to see the apostles fight each other in a cage match.

“Jesus loves me the most!”

“No, Jesus loves ME the most!”

“Fuck you Mark! I always knew you were a homo anyway!”

“No, fuck you Luke, you bitch!”

Mark and Luke start slapping and kicking each other.

]]> By: Larro http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2483 Larro Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:00:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2483 That was awesome! Hilariously fun. Jesus kicked Satans ass....I picked Satan! Damn it!!! That was awesome! Hilariously fun. Jesus kicked Satans ass….I picked Satan! Damn it!!!

]]> By: Poodles Rule http://jewmanist.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/comment-page-1/#comment-2482 Poodles Rule Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:55:00 +0000 http://jewmanist.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/bible-death-match/#comment-2482 I wish MTV would do a biblical celebrity death match. I wish MTV would do a biblical celebrity death match.

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