Out at Work

Coming out at work can be easy or hard. But you will never know if you have too many reasons not to. I, personally, don’t shy away from my truth, but don’t flaunt it either. Religion doesn’t come up that much at work and I think its better that way. This is for those of us not fortunate enough to work from home: Reasons to not “come out” at work.

  1. Your boss is a devout Christian, Jew, or Muslim.
  2. You are already a social pariah because you don’t drink coffee.
  3. Coworkers blab about how much money they throw away at church and laughing at them may get you fired.
  4. When coworkers say “Thank god its Friday” on Fridays, its easier to smile then ask why they don’t say “F U god its Monday” on Mondays.
  5. Happy Holidays is just less to explain than Happy Festivus.
  6. You like having health insurance.
  7. It’s easier to pretend you are just an apathetic liberal than someone with a real opinion.
  8. You don’t want to have to constantly defend your rationality.
  9. “The God Delusion” is too big to carry around anyway.
  10. It’s difficult, but you tolerate listening to how your coworker’s weekend was. Isn’t that enough?

This is supposed to be taken lightly. This, by no means, suggests that you shouldn’t come out at work. You may relate to this if you truly feel you can’t “come out” or just don’t ever discuss religion and/or god (as most companies will enforce).

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About Rose Schwartz

I’ve always felt very connected to the Jewish culture, while lacking faith in the stories. I started blogging in 2006, mainly due to the the fact that "godless" is all too often equated with "immoral". Read More »
  • Ravelyn

    What a great list.
    I am a new atheist, and still mostly closeted. My work is somewhere pretty safe where I don’t lie about what I believe. My coming out at work went like this:
    (Note: The office plays the lottery anytime it gets about $100 million, and I was dressed up this day.)

    Guy: So Ravelyn, I think you should go to church.
    Me: Why is that, guy? (Because I’m wearing church clothes ?)
    Guy: Well, the lottery is $150 million, and I’m not sure if god’ll care too much if *I* pray for it, but if *you* do, I bet we’ll win!
    Me: Well Guy, I’m an atheist, so I don’t think he’ll listen to me either!
    (We both chuckle and go to our respective areas)
    Later, Guy came back with this: “So, since you’re an atheist, you must have seen “Life of Brian” huh?

    Priceless.

  • gardebring

    It’s hard for me (living in the quite secular country of Sweden) to imagine what it’s like to live in an enviroment where it’s hard to “come out” as an atheist.
    And congratulations to you ravelyn, for seeing the light! (hehe).

  • vjack

    Good one. I think I’m probably now to the point where I would come out at work if I was asked directly. Other than that, I see little benefit from volunteering that sort of information.

  • Interested

    On the news tonight the statement was made that people who say they have no religion is up from 6% in 1997 to 13% in 2007. We are gaining. That’s why we need to “come out” everywhere.

  • Sean the Blogonaut F.C.D.

    I wore my “Atheist” Sweatshirt during winter at my previous job, but then the entire management team were Atheist.

  • Stacy

    Overheard in my cubicle/faux office:

    Boss: “Um, what is that?”
    Me: “This? It’s a book.”
    Boss: “I see that. You can’t leave that out on your desk.”
    Me: “Why not?”
    Boss: “Because people might get the wrong idea about you.”
    Me: “Really? What exactly IS the WRONG idea about me?”
    Boss: “Well, that, you’re…you know…”
    Me: “An atheist? Actually that’s the right idea. If they’re nosy enough to come snooping in my office I guess they’ll find out.”
    Boss: “I guess, but I mean, The God Delusion?”
    Me: “I’ll just tell them it’s a book about crazies in a nut house who think they’re god or something if that’ll make you happy.”
    Boss: :-|
    Me: “What?! I don’t sneer at their bible verses posted all over their computer monitors!”
    Boss: “Ok, Stacy.”

    hehehe. I know my boss very well. He’s just looking out for my best interests. I had been reading on my break and set the book down on the back side of my desk and forgot about it. *shrug*