Reposted Essay on the ‘Atheist Movement’

Posted by on Nov 19, 2007 in Essays, Rants | 4 comments

I do not have a link, just a short essay by L. L. Sovrana.

Why the Atheist Movement Needs a Kick in the A$$ (And a Few Ideas on How to Deliver Said Kick)

The A-Word
What happens when you say the word “atheist”? We’ve all gotten various reactions? Everything from the benign “oh yeah?” to looks that imply death by stoning. Atheist is as loaded a word as you will find; it ranks up there with nigger, Nazi, and well-known swear words that begin with F or C.

“Atheist” is the dirty word of the new millennia.


Hello?! Atheism Is BORING

Religion has everything to do with emotion (and, clearly, nothing to do with logic). Think of the emotion at a Baptist revival meeting or a Pentecostal service. People are swept into emotional frenzies, laughing, singing, jumping, crying, swooning, speaking babble or allowing themselves to be chomped by snakes.

Now compare this to the emotional draw of an atheist get-together. It’s like comparing Ecstasy to oatmeal. We are gruel-bland. We don’t have the pizazz, the emotional catharsis that makes redemption a type of orgasm. We have monotone lectures that often slide into petulance: “Geez, HOW could they be so blind?!”

Atheism doesn’t have the zing of religion. It’s like having sex while reading the manual.

I suggest: To get more people turned on to the concept of atheism, we need to present it differently. Let’s tap into the spirit of radicalism that fueled the peace movement and civil rights movements of the Sixties. Let’s borrow the outrage of the gay movement. Let’s get right in the face of the world and let the masses know that we will NOT be discriminated against, we will be respected, we will be heard, and we are not going away. (“We’re here, we’re ****, get used to it!”) We need an atheist Queer Nation. We need to be a little less prim, a lot more passionate. Let’s put some fire and brimstone in our panties.


Our Terminology

Even as atheists around the world struggle for acceptance, we still use a wide range of terms to describe ourselves. You can be an atheist, a humanist, an agnostic, a nonbeliever, a skeptic, a bright, an apatheist. Christian denominations abound from Anglican to Presbyterian, but even still, the term “Christian” is umbrella enough for most. We don’t have one single term that encompasses everyone. Why not?

We cannot ignore the power of words (see first paragraph above). We need to embrace the astounding power that our terminology can wield.

I suggest: Let’s create an entirely new term. I’m interested in implementing a new term, a new name, that all nonbelievers can and will use openly.


The Gewgaws of Belief

Think of the attachments, the gewgaws, of the believers. The emblems, icons, and tangible goods of the Big Three. Christians have their Holy Bible (bestselling book on the planet), crucifixes, and fish decals. The LGBTQ community has rainbows. Jews have the Star of David. Muslims have the crescent. People into Kabbalah have a red string around their wrist. What do we have?

Why don’t we have our own universally recognized book, decal, jewelry, and t-shirts? Stuff emblazoned with icons that we all know and can recognize on the street?

Oh, there are Darwin stickers. A few creative folks have come up with The Great Spaghetti Monster (I do like that one). All good ideas. But there isn’t anything as universal AND as powerful as the emblems of The Big Three.

I suggest: We should have something that we can all recognize and wear. Let’s get creative and come up with something a symbol, motto, t-shirt, bracelet, whatever that we can all recognize. Then let’s produce a shitload of them and get marketing.


The Big, Bound Uniter

At a recent gathering of CFI folks, two comments were voiced loud and clear. One was? When atheists debate against believers, why are the atheists losing the battle?? The other comment struck a chord in me and sent me into a tailspin of subversive scheming. “We don’t have our own book.”

Being a writer of fiction and nonfiction, I thought, “My DOG, we don’t have our own Book!” A capital B Book. We are written about in articles in newspapers, magazines, and the Internet; we attend gatherings; we speak and lecture and make films, but we don’t have a BOOK like the Christians, Jews, and Muslims do.

The simplicity of the idea is as astounding as it is powerful. Giving your child, friend, or neighbor a book that contains all the (ahem) wisdom of the ages, in one neat package, AND that is the best-selling book of all time, carries with it gigantic memes of power, influence, meaning, and persuasion. People pay attention to Bibles. They pass them from one generation to the next. They write in them. Their bible is a constant and tangible reminder of the day that they repented their sins and were washed clean as snow.

What do atheists have? Rabble and noise.

I suggest: I say that we need a book. We need something that rivals the Bible, Torah, and Koran in ubiquity and perceived power. We all know that there is no reality, only the perception of reality.

Let?s create our own book. We should have our own “Book of Scriptures,” a book that every bookstore in the world will carry. Let’s make it something so fascinating, and alluring, and controversial that every consumer on the planet has to have a copy. (Yes, I’m thinking optimistically.)

Second, I suggest that we treat this book with the reverence with which Christians treat their bible. Make a really big deal over it; make a lot of noise about it.

Atheists from around the globe could write essays that detail their thoughts (and feelings) about nonbelief. As these essays are compiled, they could be given titles such as “The Book of Evolution” or “The Book of Morality” or “The Book of Empiricim.” Get my drift?

So … who’s with me? Who wants to jump on the bandwagon and embrace “atheist evangelism” with all ya got?

So, what do you think? Will this make atheism appear more like a religion? My immediate reaction: We don’t need a book or a symbol. Nor do I need a label or a category. I shouldn’t have to declare I don’t believe in leprechauns and I shouldn’t I have to declare I don’t believe in god. I shouldn’t have to declare a negative. But what I “shouldn’t do” isn’t always what I “need to do” at the time.

Logically, atheism should be the starting point, the square one. Irrational belief should follow, not with ridicule, but also not with praise. But we don’t live in a logical world and atheists almost always have to be on the defensive. Atheists almost always have to rebuttal attacks on their immorality and soullessness*. And the sad state is that this is square one for many people (especially in America), to which we have to find another approach in order to be heard, understood, and accepted.

*Soullessness used here does not necessarily refer to an “eternal soul”. It’s more of a metaphor, but take it as you like.

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  • Nebulous

    That essay seems out of date. Frequently, I have read articles discussing the newest, best-selling atheist books and how certain authors such as Dawkins have popularized atheism. The request for a new atheist word was covered a while ago by the Brights.

    There is something to be said about theism and atheism as “ecstasy compared to oatmeal”. It’s a great analogy. Theism = on drugs/ecstacy, atheism = clean, healthy. What isn’t great is the notion that we should be high on ecstacy because it’s “exciting”.

    I have had religious friends all my life, and actually zero atheist friends in person. None of them had a problem with my atheism, or the word atheist.

    My opinion of that essay is that the writer was far behind the times! Greydon Square posted a poll from 2001 (if I remember correctly) that showed atheists representing 14% of the US population… Baptists were at 16%. It’s getting better.

  • Intergalactic Hussy

    I got it emailed to me through the local atheists meetup group. So I know its new, but some of the data may be out of date.

    I am curious what people think about the “atheist evangelism”.

    My personal opinion…atheism is wonderful and not boring at all. But that’s how some perceive it.

    It is getting better, you are certainly right about that!

  • Andrew Shaffer

    I agree. While I would like to ignore the issue and not be forced to “declare a negative,” radical religious groups in the United States are forcing the issue by attempting to integrate their beliefs into our schools and government. A rational response is required.

    However, I do take offense with the writer’s notion that the word “atheist” is as loaded as the words “nigger” or “Nazi”. That’s not the case, and atheists should not turn to gross exaggerations to further the cause of rationality and science.

  • Larro

    Our own book?

    Let’s not forget why the religious have their books with a capital B.

    These books are their guide books to life and living. So they can constantly spout scripture and religious jargon to people who don’t know how to live their lives “right”.

    I think atheists are way to smart and freethinking to put stock in just one Atheists Handbook.

    The crux of the matter is that over in Europe this whole religion thing is not even an issue. They laugh every time an American politician mentions God, Jesus or prayer.

    This essay does seem to want atheism to be more like religion.

    What’s so cool about being organized anyway. I know it’s to get things heard and done. But isn’t it also “mob rules” mentality.

    When would our schism happen?