Things Creationists Hate

Things Creationists Hate:

Staying on Topic
Critical Thinking
Logic except in circular form
Education
The simple fact they cannot prove or disprove the FSM or the celestial tea pot

I’m a particular fan of the “dinosaurs went on the Ark, but sadly died out later” argument. What exactly do they think happened? Presumably they wouldn’t have been hunted to extinction by humans, since the latter had fallen foul of abnormally high sea levels too. And in any case, would you hunt an animal larger than your house when you could just throw stones at rabbits or something?

Here’s my take on it: Frodassic Park

:P