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		<title>Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster! Ooohya!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rose Schwartz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not quite short and sweet enough while in the midst of sexual pleasure? ;) I&#8217;ve been asked before what atheists say during sex. Sometimes, I guess someone could be trying to be funny but it can sound derogatory. Why is saying your partner&#8217;s name in bed such a foreign idea to some? I may have uttered [...]]]></description>
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<p>Not quite short and sweet enough while in the midst of sexual pleasure? ;)</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been asked before what atheists say during sex. Sometimes, I guess someone could be trying to be funny but it can sound derogatory.</p>
<p>Why is saying your partner&#8217;s name in bed such a foreign idea to some? I may have uttered &#8220;oh god&#8221; at some point in my life; I can&#8217;t be certain. Though, I never actually thought I was talking to some &#8220;other-worldly&#8221; being. It was just a thing I said.</p>
<p>When I was younger I thought the phrase &#8220;might as well&#8221; was &#8220;mine as well&#8221; for a brief period (until I thought about it reasonably). People misuse phrases all the time. We just say things that are what they are: menial sayings.</p>
<p>If they are living according to the holy book(s) some purport to, they shouldn&#8217;t be enjoying sex anyway (at least in the Abrahamic religions). Does that mean they&#8217;d be silent? Or talk about the weather? I may have not always been an out atheist but I was surely skeptical of the claims made by religion. If I ever said &#8220;oh god&#8221;, it was just a thing to say.</p>
<p>Is &#8220;oh god&#8221; the only thing theists ever say during sex? Is this why people are so shocked about Anthony Weiner&#8217;s tame dirty talk?</p>
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		<title>Noodly Appendages, Licorice Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rose Schwartz</dc:creator>
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		<title>I find this sad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rose Schwartz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I found this paradoxical letter.: I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over at the <a href="http://www.venganza.org/2007/07/20/i-find-this-sad.htm" target="_blank">Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster</a>, I found this paradoxical letter.:</p>
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<blockquote><p>I find this sad. And this is coming from a 14 year old girl that has been raised as a Christian. This is stupid. If you wanted to attract attention then do something else. But make up a religion and trying to find information to back it up is just sad. I wonder how you even thought about such thing. Was you bored in your room or something? I wonder how your parents think about this. And honestly why would you want kids or young adults to learn about such thing? Do you want to brain wash them or something with your made up theory? Seriously, just drop the whole thing &amp; find something else to do.</p>
<p>Good day, anonymous</p></blockquote>
<p>The comments are also too funny!</p></div>
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